Well, once again, I experienced disappointment in the human condition. Last night, me and Ashantè were at the monthly stand up comedy show, and the first half was awesome. There is some serious talent in this town. However, the evening was spoiled by a freaking pick pocket who stole Ashantè's phone right out of her handbag, whilst it was hanging across her shoulder. This a-hole is "good", she didn't even feel the meddling into her handbag.
What pisses me off is the fact that there are people in this world that have no innate pride and no self respect, and thus they steal from another. We work for what we have, why in the hell can't you, Mr Thief? Why can't you get your lazy ass off the ground and get a job? Why can't you set goals for yourself and then work towards them? Why, if you want a smart phone so badly, can't you SAVE some money and then buy your own? Why in the HELL do you have to steal it from someone who has WORKED for it??
You know what Mr Thief, that is exactly why WE will end up running this place and why YOU will be on welfare for the rest of your life. You are a leech on society, you're an insect, you are worth less than the roaches in your very dirty kitchen. (And your kitchen will be filthy because you have no pride!) So, do the rest of us a favor and drop dead. I hope your dick rots off.